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It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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