Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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