I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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