So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
