Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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