Porn is love you can see.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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