Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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did i walk over a car last night?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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