Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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