rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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