I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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