It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
