hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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