I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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