Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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