Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
