I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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