is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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