I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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