the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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its like you know when i get waxed
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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