You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The air was thick with penises
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If I die, sorry about rent.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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