as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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