Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.