with your own penis?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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