quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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