I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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