the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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