You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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