Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Im part way to drunk.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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