Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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