Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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