just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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