: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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