brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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