She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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