p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Too much gin, very little bucket
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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