yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you would pick up someone in the library
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I don't deserve a penis
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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