I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life