Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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