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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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