from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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