if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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