Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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