This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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