id be glad to
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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