Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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