Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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