do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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