yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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