We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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