If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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