I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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