Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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