She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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