I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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