Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
it was like eating out sand paper
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Randomize
