my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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