Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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