Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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