Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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