you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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